Monday, October 26, 2009

I am unsure if I will write on this blog for a while so please check out my other blog at twoface-joker.blogspot.com!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Potter puppet pals

Snape's dairy is so funny I love it!

No!!!

Got braces on a couple weeks ago it hurts!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Chapter 12

The huge black creature had destroyed the gate. It was twenty feet above Stan's small round face. It lifted up a large decaying fist to the castle roof. Swinging down to Stan. Who ducked out of the way. Slashing out at it, Cutting off a finger the size of himself. It roared in rage squinting its large blood red eyes. Large shapeless figures grew out of the ground inches from him.
The dark blue outlines of a human turned on him swinging a large curved blade towards him. He parred with his own blade. Striking it in where he thought what was the chest. It went through like stabbing air. The figure vanished in a puff of black smoke reappearing next to the others.
Stan charged them slicing through mid air. Trying for minutes he gave up. Turning his attention back to the beast. Running he cut a leg clean off. The giant staggered and flew howling in pain. The beast vanished in a puff of black smoke as well.
"Stan watch yourself I can't help you." Splitter yelled to him
"S-Splitter look out, behind you!" Stan yelled at him
He whirled but a moment to late. A large troll clubbed him over the head. Splitter Rolled over knocked out.
"NO!" Stan roared, raising his sword at the troll.
It swung it's giant rocky club barring down on him. He glanced around seeing a large wooden crate frozen in position opposite of him. He slithered to it quick like. The struck the crate smashing it into splinters. He stood and hacked at the trolls arm. It took ten or more swings to cut it to being a dangling limb. The troll tried unsuccessfully to lift the destroyed limb. It aimed a kick at him drilling him square in the chest. Knocking the wind out of him.
He was sent sprawling releasing the long sharp sword. It clattered to the floor. Stan struggling to breath lifted himself up stretching out at the blade. The troll stamped on it hard, missing his finger-tips by a centimeter. He rolled yet again trying to raise himself up. He felt something hard smash onto his foot. The next moment there was an earsplitting snap followed by a crunch.
"AHHHHH!" Stan screamed out in pain, his foot became unbearably painful. Stinging as if a thousand knife were jabbing into his foot and tingling up his leg. Stan tried desperately to wrench the foot from him. The troll raised it's nasty club swinging down at him.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Chapter 11

Splitter leaped forward swinging his sword towards the oncoming goblins. Glam joined cutting down three goblins in a fluid motion. Stan ran at Barney who still was lying face down of the castle stones.
Stan slowly rolled him over. A piece of the gate stuck in his chest. Three deep gashes running through his right cheek. Sleed sprinted to Stan.
"You need to move or start fighting Stan!" He said breathing hard dark stains on his coat.
"Are you hurt?" Stan asked
"No, goblin blood." Sleed responded
Stan stood and ran at the closest goblin. Withdrawing his sword and swinging. The goblin parried his blow knocking him flat. He raised his curved blade into the air. A shining white blade thrust through his chest. Scazm took the blade from the goblins heart.
"Don't attack the goblins with the red patch on it's arm. They are the captains, worst kind of goblin." He said thrusting behind him killing another goblin. As he did so fifty more goblins rushed in.
Standing Stan rush a smaller goblin with a blue and white patch. It swung missing Stan's head by inches. He swung sideways slicing it's head clean off. It toppled over to his feet. His sword started to gleam.
He ran again and his hacking and slicing through goblins. Before he stopped running he had cut down six goblins. Stan stood before a goblin with red patch. It growled and rushed him blade raised. He parred and jabbed through his gut.
"Wow!" Splitter said to him loudly
"Don't ask, I don't know." Stan responded
"You activated the sword, how?" He asked
"I killed a goblin and it glowed." Stan said back to him
When he said this there was a rumble. A great beast destroyed the whole gate and including the top. It was fifteen feet tall. Slowly moving to his position. It was heavily built wielding a spiked club. Swung down at Stan.

OW!!

Got braces on Wednesday of last week. I have been waking up at two in the mourning almost every night. If you are getting braces on anytime soon just know that you are not alone. Also know that the only thing that hurts about braces is getting the anchor's on.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Harry Potter and the half blood prince

Harry Potter 6 is very well thought out even if it is missing some details. It is very well done and funny. I liked this movie a lot. I can't wait until the seventh movie comes out. I hope it won't miss details. Bye